Recent content by Nevada Smith

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    My wife keeps putting vegetables in the beer crisper!
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    Look what I found rummaging through the junk drawer:
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    HOW A GLOCK WORKS
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    Drunk me, trying to sit my ass down...
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    ...and I went sober for 12 years. Then I started drinking when I turned 13.
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    Disclaimer: not my story. Supposedly this is a true story. My six year old son walked into the family room while I was watching a movie. He points toward me and proclaims, "You licked a puss!" I muted the TV and looked at him with a raiser eyebrow. "I'm sorry? What did you say?" He pointed...
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    Ditto. Elon Musk posted this today (Jan. 10): "Cis is a heterophobic word. Shame on anyone who uses it." J.D. Rucker commented: "It’s a pejorative that has somehow been embraced by many heterosexuals in the ultimate self-own. Those who qualify for any of the 57 Heinz varieties of genders...
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    Why do Canadians prefer Doggy Style? So both can watch the hockey game.
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    The Tac-Sac; get some!
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    Cigarette Holder / Manual Wind Direction Meter
 
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